Thursday, July 2, 2009

RECESSION RHYMES WITH KEG


Here at Don't Be A Debbi!, the recession is a hot topic amongst other current event topics such as Swine Flu and North Korea. Sadly, the recession becomes depression since work consumes our lives and can prove to be devastating for those who get the pink slip. We will most likely spend over 60% of our life working at a job which immorally defines who we are, and are most likely to become severely depressed when laid off and begin to start a bad habit such as eating sugar cubes for breakfast. Those of us not effected, like to bring it up with the cashier when in line at Safeway; sneaking the topic in as we place our orange juice and paper towels on the checkout belt. Little do we know the cashier is choking back tears as she scans the avocados, thanking herself she found a job with stock options and medical benefits. She prays for the moment the recession is over so she can find work as a Financial Advisor. "It's a sad year indeed; this recession is definitely  impacting business", says the manager of the Liquor Barn as he works at breakneck speed to keep the shelves stocked with Jack Daniels and Gray Goose.


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