Tuesday, August 11, 2009

NORTH KOREA IS THE NEW MEXICO


Thanks to swine flu,  Mexico is bunk: and the best all-inclusive trip is not the bikini boobs and plastic cup littered beaches of Cancun, rather it is drab Pyongyang, which is a hot vacation spot of choice next month for Don't Be A Debbi. Thanks to Euna Lee and Lisa Ling (pictured) and Koryo Tours you can head to the last Stalinist capital from Beijing for only about $1800 dollars CAD--or $1400 for students. Photography will be limited, but I will try to get the most premium of shots of the Great Leader and North Korean modern conveniences. I will try not to get arrested by taking a photo of something I shouldn't and thrown into a labour camp sorting screws. As well, Don't Be A Debbi blog entries will be limited in the upcoming weeks as this luxury trip to the Korean Peninsula is planned and money is kept aside in case of emergency bail out situations in which Bill Clinton might not be flying to North Korea to free me from 12 years in a labour camp. 

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